"One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)
Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.
Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.
Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.
Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)
Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.
Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.
Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.
Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.
Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Take responsibility. Nobody can hold you back but you. It’s time to free yourself today. It’s time to stop letting that people or situation handcuff you to your past. Life is going on. The one thing you’re holding on to, could be the one thing that’s holding you back. Nothing or nobody can control your life unless you give them the permission to. It’s time to set yourself free, it’s time to stop being imprisoned without being behind bars, it’s time to go catch your dreams. The only thing you’re guilty of today, is holding yourself back, holding your life back. It is time to free yourself. It all starts with you. Let’s make this happen.
801010 Raw foodie breakfast 👌 Long gone are the days or scrambled eggs, pancakes, or artificially flavored and colored breakfast cereals. Ick!!! Breakfast should make you feel ready for the day ahead, not weigh you down like a sloth. 👉3 Large mango + 2 cups raspberry smoothie (chopped and frozen the night before and blended in the morning with coconut water) topped with… 👉Freshly shaved coconut 👉Almonds 👉Raw chocolate sauce: coconut oil + raw cacao powder 👉 @muma_official seed mix!!! 👉 And Raw cacao nibs
Holy moly. I want it. I want it bad. Look at that monster…
"Once a human being becomes more and more aware of his own nature, he understands to experience love, to experience blissfulness, to experience ecstasy, even to experience orgasmic ways of life, you actually don’t need anybody. If you just sit here, you can make it happen within yourself because after all, it’s your body, it’s your mind, it’s your emotion, it’s your chemistry and you are the one who is creating all the experiences of your life. Because people are not conscious of this, that you are the maker of your life, you are the one who is doing your life the way you want it, most people still believe that their experiences are being shaped by people and situations around them. But that’s not true. Human experiences are 100% self-created. So, if it’s self-created, right now, if you sit here, would you choose to maintain sweetness of your mind, sweetness of your body, sweetness of your emotion, sweetness of your energy, or would you like something bitter?"